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jaffathehutt |
I have been a keen jaffa cake lover for many a year, and more recently i have actually been a 'lover' to jaffa cakes, i sleep with a jaffa cake by my side and have intercourse with it as much as possible, we have tried ever possition on the book from reverse jaffa cake, to anal gloop, has anyone got any other jaffa secrets or sexual fantasies? | 06 Nov 2009 08:15 |
The Jaffa Fetish Club |
JaffaTheHut if that is your real name we at the J.F.C are dicusted by your half assed aproch to Jaffa sex. you just need to look at are videos to see waht a proper Jaffa fucker dose. you must have seen "Two girls on Jaffa pile" or "Octopuss Jaffas", we like to envolve all fluids in Jaffa sex. ALL 25 OFF THEM!! not just 3 so pleas embrase the pleasure that is a Jaffa proprely or not at all. (WE REMIND YOU THAT THE SUNTS PREFROMED IN ARE VIDEOS ARE DONE BY JAFFA TRAINED PROFESHONALS AND SHOULD NOT BE ATEMPTED BY ANY ONE)  | 06 Nov 2009 19:56 |
jaffathehutt |
Well J.F.C, whoever you are should know that i have done all those things, including 4 jaffa fingerpaint, and 1 priest 1 cake, like i said previously i have tried ever position that we know of, so maybe you can suggest some more, otherwise you are not worthy of the title 'Jaffa fetish club'
modified: 07 Nov 2009 17:40 GMT | 07 Nov 2009 17:39 |
The Jaffa Fetish Club |
OK shit head you want positaions I got positions 1: Jaffa jizz storm 2: Yellow jelly nips 3: Brown jelly nips 4: Clumpy cum pie 5: Stale cake bone death 6: The last drippy bush 7: Jaffa bum banditos 8: Cunny 9: Clit cricket 10: Gaint frickin Jaffa laser beem of death mess 11: Sex | 07 Nov 2009 20:35 |
jaffathehutt |
Oh please those things are old and have all been done, you suck you complete piece of jaffa shit | 08 Nov 2009 14:56 |
The Jaffa Fetish Club |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T DISCRIBE HOW INSULTED I AM !!!! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU PATHETETIC PUSSY FACED NEEDLE DICKED DILDO EATEING STRAP-ON NEEDING PUNK ASSED CLUNDGE FUCKER!. GO GET LAIED BY A REAL JAFFA CAKE JAFFA THE FUCKING HUTT. What a nerdy thing to call your self like jabadahut bet your real name is something like Sean or Jay or Jona well Jona go puck your self i am ignoring your posts from now on but dont mak any more or i will set you on the jaffanator an your thight unexperenced anus will blast you in half.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1            YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | 12 Nov 2009 21:15 |
The Jaffa Fetish Club |
SORY HOMO !!! | 12 Nov 2009 21:15 |
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